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PostSubject: Jokes   Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:42 am

Don't look at this because u might find it a bit offensive (if ur gay)

1) There were 2 men you were boy friends but sadly, one of them died. So, the surviving gay man loves his curry so he takes his dead boy friend into a curry shop and says:
"Can you make my boy friend into a curry please?"
Of course, the man answers: "Why?"
The gay guy answers: "Because I want to feel him dribbling out of my arse one more time"

2)A man walks into a bar - Ouch.





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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:56 am

Why did the chicken cross the road

answer: To get to the rooster. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:14 pm

Lol, thats a bad one. If I may say so. I only know those to but I think your one was the worst.. (Apart from my second one - that was shit.)

Lolz :p
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:30 pm

A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."


This is one of my favorites!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:12 am

Knock knock

whose there

A titch

A titch who

Bless you

Joke n2) Knock knock

whose there

Scot
Scot nothing to do with you

Joke n3) Knock knock

whose there

Isabelle

Isabelle who

Isabelle nesesary on a bike. ( Is a belle)
PS I know i didnt spell correctly.
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